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Verdict no. 0144about $200

Ninja CREAMi

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Actually earns counter space.

HYPE9/10
ACTUAL PRODUCT8/10
  • It makes protein and dairy-free frozen treats unusually well.
  • The machine is loud and the prep requires freezing ahead.
  • For frequent frozen-dessert people, it pays off in use.
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